…and no, I’m not talking about Christmas.
There’s only about 2 weeks left until College Football Season starts! While I am quite ready to stay in orange and blue for the next 4 months to rep my Florida Gators, I’m ready to discuss something of equally importance (or not, depending on your POV): Fine College Quarterbacks!
I was having a discussion on twitter with my friend @krissygator discussing who we thought were the cutest BCS QB’s of recent memory (my memory: about 4 years lol). We detailed our Top 5, and I thought I would reveal them to you, my dear troopers. Just now that this morning I controversially changed the order of them and am prepared to catch some flack from it. But without further ado:

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#5. Trey Burton. He’s just adorable. I wanna bake him cookies and pinch his cheeks. He’s so engaging which makes him that much more endearing. He constantly talks to his fans on twitter, and he loves him some Jesus! What’s not to like? I just hope he can take better command of my Gators this year. *crosses fingers*

#4: Matt Leinart. Being from USC, he’s got the classic All-American Boy look. And he looks like he could be Christian Bale’s less crazy younger brother. The only knocks against him? Well, he was part of that awful 2006 draft class (I mean really, if we knew then what we know now, him, Reggie Bush, & Vince Young would’ve been drafted completely different.), and he’s yet to pan out as an NFL quarterback. Not quite a bust, but awfully close.

#3: Colt McCoy. While I despise most things from Texas (and I especially despise Longhorns and their fans), I can’t ignore the “aww, shucks” cuteness of Colt McCoy. Although he looks like he could’ve played the role of Chad Linus, the shy guy in 2ge+her. Just sayin.

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#2: Tim Tebow. Yes, I put my beloved Timmy Terrific at number 2, after labeling him the hands down #1 last night. I had to step out of the hardcore Gator fan mentality and look at it objectively. Yes he is all sorts of handsome. He has the cuteness of Burton, the aww, shucks demeanor of McCoy, and the All-American-ness of Leinart. And he’s easily the most buff of the quarterbacks mentioned. But he’s just missing a smidge of something, which is why my #1 is…
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#1: Mark Sanchez. Believe me, it pains me to give any type of credit to USC, but I have to (which I’m sure will delight my friend Rasheda tremendously). USC hasn’t done much of anything right in a long time, but Mark is easily the best looking athlete to come from there. The biggest thing that placed him above Tim Tebow all boiled down to swag. While Tebow does have some swag, Sanchez’s is on a whole different level. He just makes it effortless. A sports journalist was detailing the recent crop of rookie QBs in the NFL and said, “If Sanchez, Tebow, McCoy, all these quarterbacks were about to go out for a night on the town, they’d all toss Sanchez the keys to the car, without question.” Sanchez has been described as the Alpha Male among the Alpha Males. That’s some serious pull. And that’s why he’s my number one pick. Besides, anyone who can go from All American guy to Saint Tropez jetsetting model, simply can’t go wrong.

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Who’s your top 5?

Derek Jeter. And yes, they must be pinstripes.
Dwayne Wade. I might need this one before my birthday. Unless he can get LeBron or Chris Bosh to come down to the MIA, this jersey will be out of date by the next season.
The dearest boo of all my boos. You might be able to hold off on this one. Next time I’m in Nashville I’m just gonna find him and get one from him personally. I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin…
Of course, I can’t talk about jerseys, or my boos for that matter, without mentioning the terrifically awesome Tim Tebow. Greatest college football player ever and such a great guy. Since I can’t have him, the jersey will be sufficient.